Friday, July 15, 2011

> Open/Insomnia.zzz

Been awhile... My luck, as good as ever, by good I mean the usual wtf. Nothing too hate life about. Only real complaint is feeling like a half cacti, half gelatinous cube with fur, one eye and bad disco outfit. Oh, and not being able to sleep. Even now... Laid here... In both manners, still no shut-eye.

Drove across town in the loverly summer heat, with a clear goal in mind. Obtain copy of Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows part 1 for the hubby so we can go see part 2 this weekend and he won't be confused. There are 3 video rental stores left in my city (having been laid off from one of the three chains that once was.) And while not exactly a perilous journey... it is never short of idiots trying to summon my road rage demon. So Mr. Blue Ford decides to cut me off... I decide to let it slide on my glorious payday. So vroom vroom more idiot drivers weaving traffic making me scared. Then Mr. Blue Ford decides to slam his breaks, for no apparent reason, good thing I don't tailgate. After this he precedes to go 15-10 miles slower than the speed limit... Annoying, no ability to pass. Get to left turn... Light is green arrow, he slams on breaks then goes about 5mph... This time a more obvious reason. He is staring at some lady mowing a church lawn. Now I am not one to get in the way of love, but dude was fucking with traffic! Rednecks are very confusing. The female in question wasn't within 100 miles of sexy dressed either. Maybe it was the lawn mower... Mr. Blue Ford, went 15 under until I could finally pass him... And boy was he scary, like serial killer scary.

Got to video store... One copy of movie left. Very happily strolled to counter beaming with joy... To realize, I had forgotten my wallet  (I am sure he had crawled out to take a breather.) So I scuffle to the back of the store to put the movie back where I found it. A lady reached for it shortly after I put it back, I growled at her like an puppy protecting its food bowl, retracting her hand quickly in confusion she hurried away... Came back 35 minutes later and my movie was still there. :)

I guess being a pink haired weird girl can have its inconsistent advantages.

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