>I was at my mom's house today working on and editing project. Her 135lb St. Bernard and my 15lb Chi/Jack Russel Terrier go outside with my step dad to do doggie stuff.
Couple minutes later they frolic inside, Nomi my one-eyed puppy pirate goes and plays with her toys. Hero, my mother's St. Bernard, quickly flumps over to her blanket... drooling more than usual. *Slurp*gulf*squish*slurp* As she makes a lot of disgusting mouth noises and drops something lumpy and brown on the floor and starts chewing on it. My mother sees it, screams, Hero puts it back in her mouth. My mom grabs Hero's drool face and pries her jaws apart to grab the what can only be assumed to be a large chunk of cat shit. Scenario as follows:
*Mom with drool covered lumpy brown item, assumed to be cat poop, screaming obscenities catches the attention of my step-dad.*
Step-Dad: "What's wrong? What's going on!?"
Mom: "Hero had shit in her mouth from outside."
Step-Dad: "What? How? What kind of shit is it? Dog shit or cat shit?"
Mom: "It is shit! I don't know what kind of shit it is! It is fucking disgusting!"
Step-Dad: "Well sorry!"
Mom: "And I think it was moldy... and it was huge!"
My parents are hilarious... xD
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